cunt hammer
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Cunt Hammer
"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
Cunt Hammer by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009
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hammer cunt
A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
hammer cunt by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017
Cunthammer
Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Cunthammer by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010
Cunthammer
A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer by Alex Carter April 23, 2005
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