cunt hammer

In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.

Dude you just got cunt hammered.

by Viridis July 5, 2008

Cunt Hammer

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.

"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."

by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009

hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017