cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout December 22, 2007

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003