cunction 

(noun) a fuctional cunt in action.

"d00d...that girl has such a cunctional pu$$y. makes me jizz EVERY TIME."

(can also be modified into an adjective.)

cunction by bambamtimmie November 26, 2009

Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality 

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

cuntionality by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

Cuntion 

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.

Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.

Cuntion by TurtleII June 12, 2018

Cuntionary 

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

Cuntionary by KHD August 21, 2004

Cuntion 

The function of a cunt.

The cuntion of that cunt is supurb.

Cuntion by Jewpwnr March 19, 2008

cuntional 

Done in the manner of a c*nt. Not supportive of others, often misleading. Useless, or mind-buggeringly stupid.

"cuntional specification"

– a useless specification that provokes resentment, frustration and, in extreme cases, resignations.

cuntional by Dr Snooks December 16, 2004