cum wash

Name: cum wash Mug
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A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

cum wash by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Words you can keep

WASH AWAY THE CUM

WASH AWAY THE CUM

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE

IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION

AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED

WASH AWAY THE CUM

WASH AWAY THE CUM by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

Related Words

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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