Cum Wad 

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!

John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.

Cum Wad by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012

Cum Wad 

A juicy load of cum

John unloads a nice juicy cum wad in Maria's belly button

Cum Wad by Spectralite August 19, 2008

Cum wad 

A person who is a mistake

Yo, you see that cum wad over there

Cum wad by lil BISKIT03 May 25, 2018

Cum-Wad 

A cum-wad is a grouping of cum, usually from a single cum-blast, but may also be an accumulated amount of cum that has already hit its target.

Shortly after I picked up my date, I noticed that I had a cum wad on my fly that I had neglected to wipe off.

Cum-Wad by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

Regurgitated Cum Wad 

The final result of a bulemic purging herself after giving her boyfriend a blowjob.

"That regurgitated cum wad tasted a lot better going down."

Regurgitated Cum Wad by Lowrider June 2, 2003

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad 

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

The Cum Waddle 

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.

Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"

The Cum Waddle by GeoNips October 4, 2014