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Cum Gobbler 

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."
Cum Gobbler by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

cum gobbler 

A homosexual male who enjoys engaging in fellatio
He's a cum gobbler going way back.
cum gobbler by Todd Patina June 30, 2005

Cum gobbler 

A cum gobbler is a single person, Jacob vereline, who loves to gobble up cum. Jacob Hall became the biggest faggot is history after he gave dome to Tommy hall, another famous Jew.
FUCK YOU CUM GOBBLER JEW
Cum gobbler by Bug chungles August 28, 2019

Colorado Cum Gobbler 

A person who gobbles cum in colorado
someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

cock gobbler cum dumpster 

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.
Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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