'CITINGCITY:- And the city is London - ('specially in the basement!). That must be why so many dictators YEARNED to invade us - we always resisted - in a jolly polite kind of way.

I know, I know, I know - it was my idea to move out of London - the 'CITINGCITY' - I'm bored like you - let's move back in!

'CITINGCITY by 1STFABARM May 26, 2019

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Clitini

The act of pouring Vodka over the clitorus letting it run into the vagina and drinking or lapping the Vodka untill gone.

I'll have a nice dry clitini, stirred not shaken please

Clitini by oldblueeyes April 8, 2009

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Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

Ghost Citing by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

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chitin

The charbohydrate that insect exoskeletons are made of. Crunchy.

I love the texture of the chitin in these ladybugs. <munch> <munch>

chitin by Rawzer March 19, 2004

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