crystal lesbian

A lesbian who's obsessed with crystals.

They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah

Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?

Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~

by Punterlog July 10, 2023

Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them

Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.

by Letroser July 19, 2023