round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007
Get the crystal ball mug.after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
by cathlex May 27, 2009
Get the crystal ball mug.when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018
Get the crystal ball? mug.1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009
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1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"
by MAN STUFF May 15, 2016
Get the Crystal Ball mug.Technically it means a prediction for the future. I seen gamers use it for explaining that nobody knows what time you will need to upgrade you hardware. That OR sometimes to mock someone that is asking a question about something nobody knows yet involving tech/gaming stuff.
yes, the 2060 has enough VRAM for 1440P gaming, the "future-proofing" cannot be answered. Of course, this is partly because there simply is no crystal ball out there that sees the future.
Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.
Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.
by Skinnyasfuck 16 year old May 5, 2021
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