It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.