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Urban Crusier 

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier
Urban Crusier by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
cruller by breakwall January 14, 2005
Look at Bobby. You know he's a kriller cuz he weighs 98 pounds.
Criller by Austin 3:16 December 10, 2003

French Crueller 

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.
Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.