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Urban Crusier
One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
Urban Crusier by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013
Related Words
crusiller • cruller • creskillery! • Criller • crullering • Crullerous • Cuillère • French Crueller • French Cruller • Glazed Cruller
Mini Crullers
The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.
Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.
If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.
If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"
George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
Mini Crullers by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009
Criller
Criller by Austin 3:16 December 10, 2003
French Crueller
French Crueller by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008
chocolate glazed cruller
When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
chocolate glazed cruller by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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