To beat someone or something up very aggressively.
Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.
by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016
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A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.
“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”
by sexychair July 13, 2019
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a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.
oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest
by _liv_ August 31, 2009
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code for someone going to take a big dump
Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"
by g to the ill February 19, 2005
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Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.
by silkshow November 14, 2006
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A lesser known name for a nasty ass STD.
I just got The Crunch from that ratchet ass bitch. This shit blows, man. My ball sack is on FIRE.
by DuckyDoolittle August 7, 2014
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