Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
by Landincash March 3, 2011
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