cruk

An alternative to 'fuck' that the Doctor Who New Adventures books had to adopt in the early 90s to avoid losing their licence. Because its not obvious what it means...

The BBC have told us to stop saying fbleeeep, what a bunch of fragging cruckers!

by Melchy May 22, 2004

Crukelemela

A cult of autistic children.

Oh my gosh did you hear the Crukelemela over there.

by autis_cyle September 10, 2019

Crukabanga

Definition : Your whole crew could bang her

Pronounced crew-ca-bang-a

Ex. That girl right there is definitely a Crukabanga

by Jerome.09 January 20, 2009

cruke

v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously

Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.

by jvr December 18, 2005

Crukka

Slang for white folk, meaning cracker- see cracker.

Also a preferably hood white person. But not a wannabe.

Must be semi ninja..

"You are the coolest crukka I know."

"Yeah, I can't help that I'm exceptionally hood and ninja.."

by Cole The Crukka February 14, 2010

cruke sex

The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.

The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

Cruke-a-dukis

The female genitals

If you don't bungee jump off that bridge, you will be such a Cruke-a-dukis

by Gregory May 20, 2004