cruddy duddy

A guy who scoops up your bitches after you've fucked them, but still has respect for them

John: "Man he's a real cruddy duddy"

by BigBoiCruddy April 20, 2018

CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.

Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.

by Matthew May 13, 2005