crown of pearls Share definition Flag A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people. I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls. crown of pearls by Tobey March 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the crown of pearls mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch