an obscene sexual position banned from the church in 1207 AD; it involves a group of six or more people making a tower formation with one on the ground(usually male)cock slapping everyone yelling "Hail Satan", while this is happening two people jump or skydive onto the location,naked, oh hoped of landing "on the right target"; usually practiced in open areas where there is water.
Sally and others went to a party last night where she croudateed for the first time.
Think of a pyramid shape that people stack up on, they may do whatever they want to on the people they stack while waiting for the jumpers.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!