Definitions by ernie_the_monk

crotchial 

Of the crotch area.

I choked on my boyfriends crotchial hair after he gave me his po box.

crotchial by ernie_the_monk May 19, 2010

spunkjunk 

Porn magazines that have been spunked on and the pages are stuck together rendering it useless.

My buddy found some spunkjunk in the laundrymat bathroom.

spunkjunk by ernie_the_monk July 28, 2009