crotch puppy
crotch puppy by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005
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CROTCH PUPPY
1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.
CROTCH PUPPY by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007
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Crotch Puppet
1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
Crotch Puppet by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008
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