crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.

That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy

by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005

CROTCH PUPPY

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008