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Crotch Pot 

When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.
Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.

Crotch pot

When a guy goes down on a woman and his saliva mixes with her pussy juices it becomes crotch pot.
After Warren went down on Lynn she said his face smelled like crotch pot.
Crotch pot by Fiona Red November 12, 2025

crotch-pot 

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina
Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
crotch-pot by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

Crotch Pot Cookin' 

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.
It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!
Crotch Pot Cookin' by Jon (943) August 2, 2008

crotch pot cooking 

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.
Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.
crotch pot cooking by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

crotch potato 

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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