crotch hug

(v.) giving someone a hug in their crotch area OR hugging someone with your crotch.

joe: you want to crotch hug him, what if he gets a boner?
john: what if i get a boner?

by themoonandthesea February 27, 2010

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022

crotchnugget

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

crotchhog

a hedgehog that has been places between someones legs as an anti rape device.

Then the attacker reached between the girls legs where his hand was then pierced by the spines of the crotchhog.

by Lilly Noodle February 8, 2009

Crotchhustler

A guy who is a pimp, a playa, a stud, gets the girls

Chick: u still w her?
JP: who?
Chick: ur gf?
JP: which one?
Chick: omg - ur such a crotchhustler

by calinestonyford May 7, 2010