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frost crotch 

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.
"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."
frost crotch by Datbass January 7, 2014

Crotch frosting 

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
Crotch frosting by spank master flex December 16, 2012

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.
Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.
frosty crotch by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
Frosty Crotch by The Irish God April 13, 2010

Frosted Crotch 

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!