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crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.
Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

crotch critters

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
crotch critters by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

African Crotch Critters 

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.
Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.

Crotch Critter 

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!
Crotch Critter by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
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