crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 09, 2008
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I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
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A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.
Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.
by forever rebel June 08, 2005
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A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 28, 2003
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Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 10, 2003
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