crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

crotch cricket

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.

Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.

by forever rebel June 21, 2005

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003