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crotch cricket 

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

crotch cricket 

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.
crotch cricket by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

crotch cricket 

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.
Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.

crotch cricket 

crotch cricket by skylar012 December 9, 2008

crotch cricket 

A standard pager device, circa 1992.
I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?
crotch cricket by novkayt October 20, 2010

crotch cricket 

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park