1. when a choclate chip falls on a friend's lap so they set it aside, and ends up being eaten by the unknowing other friend
Friend who set it aside: Well why did you leave??
Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!
Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!
by Aryn E November 3, 2006
Get the crotch chocolatemug. WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN
by COURTNEY_011 October 9, 2008
Get the CROTCH CHOCOLATEmug. by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010
Get the crotch chocolatemug.