When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender
Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
by deputy_danger April 17, 2017
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