crop dust

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.

Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.

by jimrim June 05, 2007

crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"

by amy ice December 04, 2007

crop dust

Verb; the act of blowing a breezer while traveling passed one or more people. Similar to traditional crop dusting; the idea is to allow the gascious air to settle over a destination specified by the direction of travel, angle of the rear, and pressure put on the sphincter. It's a delicate yet powerful move.

Mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags. The next day they got pink eye.

by Charlie C-Mac December 26, 2009

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 15, 2003

Crop Dust

The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them

While walking through the mall, I crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.

by Jeff M October 20, 2003

crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

by Arex Troy January 07, 2008

Crop Dust

Walking past someone and farting.

by Anonymous February 26, 2003