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Croail kro-ale
(noun)

An underground music artist who makes chill, emotional songs that hit deep. His style is smooth, moody, and perfect for late-night vibes. Known for mixing soft beats with raw lyrics that feel personal.

Most popular for making the cover song to "Nope your too late I already died" by wifiskeleton, called "couldn't be me".
"Bro, I was in my feelings last night so I threw on some Croail. Man's a whole mood."
croail by croail June 4, 2025
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Croall Salad 

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking
"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".
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cropile picture

an awkwardly cropped picture to use as profile picture in facebook etc. generally it's obvious that there's somebody else near the person
You see Jane's new cropile picture? it's like half of her is gone..
cropile picture by TheKarafakioglu December 1, 2010
A combination of the words 'cry' and 'oil' meaning to cry oil, much like a transformer would.
Man: Hey Optimus are you croiling?

Optimus Prime: Hey fuck you man, my home planet is gone.
Croil by McNormal August 20, 2011

Crailtap 

1)A skateboarding trick where the skateboard is stalled on the back truck or the tail, and the rider grabs the front of the board, crail style. Done on the lip of a bank or a quarterpipe.

2)A coalition of 7 companies (Girl, Chocolate, Royal Trucks, Lakai, Fourstar, Diamond Supply Co and the Ruby Republic) that are all somehow connected and share owners/riders.

3)To tap an ass while walking by the posseser of said ass. Homosexually perfected by Aaron Meza.
1)We were at a ditch yesterday and all Tony did was talk about metal and try crailtaps.

2) Crailtap.com is the gross LA side of skateboarding

3) Did Mez just crailtap Rickk for a bag of chips?
Crailtap by ring ring ring.... September 28, 2005

EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

Like the original croall salad only this time its EXTREME. the wedgie goes over his head twice whilst 5 grown men spank him on his cheeks until theyre bright red as well as intense pubic hair plucking. On very very very special occasions the leader of the salad family richard brings his boat out where willy, jimmy and richard get EXTREME three way saladed on the front of mickeys steam boat.
PLEASE KING IM BEGGING YOU DONT GIVE ME AN EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD
1. a person, thing, or action that can be described by any of the following terms: gay, stupid, completely irrelevant, non nonsensical, absurd, not funny, retarded, creepy, or annoying.

2. To do something that can be described by any of the above mentioned terms
Person 1: Check out that weird guy over there staring at those girls.
Person 2: Jesus, what a croal. He is not getting any tonight

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to throw a rock at this car.
Guy 2: Come on, man, quit croalin' around
croal by LUCATONIROXS!!! November 22, 2009
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