Jimmy: Yo man whats the deal for tonight?
Timbo: Lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
Timbo: Lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
by thatistheman April 06, 2010
To cry and jizz simultaneously. The short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. Gives a kleenex two jobs.
I was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, Beauty and the Briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
by Vinny glasses and Ricky green February 19, 2011
by jizzyrizzy November 20, 2009
A word first invented in 2022, it has no real official definition. However, it is associated with the theme park Crisneyland and is allegedly a very popular activity there.
Can also be spelled, cris, criz, crizs
Can also be spelled, cris, criz, crizs
by c12341231 August 30, 2024
"Crizz" is a portmanteau as the result of the combination of "cringe" and "Rizz". Commonly used by the younger generation to specify how someone is flirting. The flirt must happen in a cringe way to be seen as "Crizz".
1.
"So I told that girl last night, when she asked for some fire, that I got fire in my pants! Then I showed her my flame tattoo on my hip."
"Damn you got that Crizz!"
2.
"You know that ugly workout picture from yesterday? A girl on Instagramm DMed me because of it."
"Must be your Crizz man."
"So I told that girl last night, when she asked for some fire, that I got fire in my pants! Then I showed her my flame tattoo on my hip."
"Damn you got that Crizz!"
2.
"You know that ugly workout picture from yesterday? A girl on Instagramm DMed me because of it."
"Must be your Crizz man."
by The Crizzler69 March 24, 2024
The action of crying with rizz, or charismatically crying.
Alternatively it’s used to describe crying after failing to rizz someone.
Alternatively it’s used to describe crying after failing to rizz someone.
“He was so convincing when he cried, he had crizz”
"He tried rizzing her up, but she rejected him, leaving him to crizz on the floor."
"He tried rizzing her up, but she rejected him, leaving him to crizz on the floor."
by PunKing.patch July 01, 2023