crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.

he be rolling in crispy bens

by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018

crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.

Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

crispybang69

the seggsiest mf to ever walk on earth.my fav stay tbh cus yall this person did not talk bad when they had those ugly scandals.perfection.follow this person or I'll pluck your toes:))

person 1:so who's your new internet liking?
person 2:crispybang69
person 1:damn you have taste

by dailydoseoffacts October 3, 2021

Crispybananavr

Crispybananavr is a alpha chad and is my favorite TikToker

Crispybananavr is the best

by Arstotska March 14, 2022