schrodinger's criminal 

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

schrodinger's criminal by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

Schrodinger's war criminal 

Usually far right nationalist who depending on evidence provided responds to war crime accusations with:"never happened" or "they deserved it"

Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it

Schrodinger's war criminal by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion 

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang

Also known as Selos or just 107 Hoovers, this South Central L.A. Hoover set been active since the mid-70s, reppin’ around 107th & Normandie. Known for their long-standing war with the Rollin’ 100s and other Crip sets, that beef made the area nicknamed “Death Alley” by the L.A. Times ’cause of how deep the violence runs. They beef with most Blocc and Neighborhood Crips but rock with other Hoover sets like 112HCG.

These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.

Rapper: Jap 5

Sentence: “You can tell he from the Selos, bro stay hollerin’ W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang—Hoovers everywhere now, not just Normandie.”

W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Criminal Scum 

A person violating the law, and should stop right there.

Guard: Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law.

Criminal Scum by OGuard March 30, 2012

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! 

a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements and cast all sorts of spells in order to dispense justice.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! by John Henry II November 15, 2010

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

criminal smart by Hank S May 23, 2008