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Crime
A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.
Can be determined by the following formula:
(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess
Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Can be determined by the following formula:
(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess
Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":
"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
Crime by BlackTokyo May 4, 2009
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crime by dr funnybonez October 26, 2008
Crime
An act of violation to another person even if it may be physically,verbally or mentally such as stealing in a physical form.Crime and gangs should never be the way in life,You gonna get yourself killed pretty boy/girl especially when drugs such as cocaine or weed is involved and ammunition otherwise known as guns and excessive alcohol consumption or smoking.Mostly popular today in many countries but it’s not the way.Spread love and positivity my friends.
Crime by lejukoiya6439 July 1, 2019
Crime
Crime by scottymcklide April 7, 2021
CRIME
<person1> I wish that i could get this computer working
<person2> can't get it working due to incompetince?
<person3> man, person1 just got CRIME'ed
<person2> can't get it working due to incompetince?
<person3> man, person1 just got CRIME'ed
CRIME by crimeismean October 22, 2003
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