crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024

Crime Stoppers

A law enforcement program where you give anonymous tips and if an arrest is made you can make some cash. Some drug dealers use it to get rid of competition so they can make all the sales.

Johnny was tired of his friends making all the money selling drugs, so he called crime stoppers and got them all arrested. Then he buy all the crack and sold that shit like there was no tomorrow.

by LocAssNigga June 19, 2010

Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.

How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?

by Modern Women December 24, 2025

Crime stoppers network

Crime stoppers is a private investigative company the subcontract police services in Canada. However, crime stoppers only awards or responds to people in the crime stoppers network. No victum services for anyone outside of the network, they also award diatribe lawsuits which of course only include crime stoppers diatribes and street gangs and their members in their chrime stoppers network. There are disability access rights with this private company, and what to do when entire regions and the provincial police subcontract all police service call to this private company who do not take witness statements from citizen outside their network

Crime stoppers network only awards victum services to people within the crime stoppers network. And only crime stoppers network members have police services.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

Chime Stopper

Someone who will not accept any form of chiming (interupting one's conversation). These extraverted people tend to publicly shame and embarrass the chimer or chimees (as they are collectively known) as they have no fear of interupting other peoples conversations due to their elite status.

Boy 1 : "What's your favourite movie?"
Girl 1 : "Um... -"

*Before Girl 1 can answer Boy 2 runs up and yells "Wayne's World!"

Boy 1 then goes on to say to Boy 2 and everyone in close proximity : "F*** you, you little ass-cock, I saw your tiny pin in the change rooms... only after I pulled out my telescope! if you ever cut me off like that again, i'll publish your, little, secret in the school paper, piss off!"

*Boy 2 scampers of in tears

Girl 1 : "Wow, your a great chime stopper!"

by niveartline January 24, 2009

crimestop

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.

"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."

by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

crimeshoppers

a group of shoplifters who hold regular meetings to discuss and plan their next series of heists

This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010