crimbles

A British slang word for Christmas.

Happy Crimbles everyone! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas holiday.

by JLBuberel December 26, 2009

Mrs crimbles

Mrs crimbles is a fucking legend

Molly: Have you eaten a packet of mrs crimbles recently
Me: Yeah they’re fucking scrumptious

by Thatbitcheve August 11, 2020

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crimbler

A very annoying or fustrating thing.

Stop being a crimbler

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 1, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Crimble

Christmas, the festive period.

I loved the Crimble Pudding at that posh restaurant.
She was all tinselaged to the chair, so I had to give her a crimble snowstorm.

by Porlus December 30, 2007

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021