crimbles

A British slang word for Christmas.

Happy Crimbles everyone! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas holiday.

crimbles by JLBuberel December 26, 2009

Mrs crimbles 

Mrs crimbles is a fucking legend

Molly: Have you eaten a packet of mrs crimbles recently
Me: Yeah they’re fucking scrumptious

Mrs crimbles by Thatbitcheve August 11, 2020

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

crimble crumble by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crimbler 

A very annoying or fustrating thing.

Stop being a crimbler

crimbler by crimbling crooner of sorts April 1, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Crimble 

Christmas, the festive period.

I loved the Crimble Pudding at that posh restaurant.
She was all tinselaged to the chair, so I had to give her a crimble snowstorm.

Crimble by Porlus December 30, 2007

Meaty Crumbles 

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

Meaty Crumbles by Lammychops May 6, 2021