Crenched 

The state of being after one is buzzed but not completely intoxicated.

Person 1: Hey did you end up going to that party last night?

Person 2: No I decided just to hang with my buddies and get a little crenched.

Crenched by Big Meaty June 26, 2018

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

crunched my crackers by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Crunched Up 

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

Crunched Up by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012