What you accuse someone of when they call you creepy cause u beat your wife and kids, get divorced, and feign mental illness to skirt paying child support on your disability checks.

"Bob is creepjacketing me, this isn't fair! My bitch wife had it coming!"

Creepjacketing by Big Old Steve January 3, 2022

Related Words

Creepjacketing • creep jack • creep jacked • Creep Jockey • creepy jack • creepdick • creepfuck • creeptacular • Crapjacked • Crapjacking

creeptacular

Full of creepiness, creepy, scary, weird

Noticing Bella's bright red eyes and diamond-like skin, Jacob commented, "Whoah, Bella. You look creeptacular."

creeptacular by KaeRaeDel June 13, 2009

Creepalkerish

An action that is both creepy and stalkerish

For example:

I can't tell him that I saw him break up with her, that would be way too creepalkerish!

Creepalkerish by Ashleena March 4, 2010

creep jack

in warcraft3 when you are killing creeps and someone comes up from behind you and attacks you.

Woah shit0r, some fucking n00b creep jacked my shit. IM GONNA LOOSE TO THIS FUCKING N00b. AGHHHHHG, no townscroll!

creep jack by x-pose September 23, 2003

crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008

Creepacorn

A male or female that talks to people and befriends them, then tries to make a move subtly - even though they are hideously repulsive to look at. This can apply but not limited to people in a realtionship, on both sides. This person will try any means of persuasion to get into sexual relations to the other party; such as writing songs, taking for a coffe, flirtatious texting and buying items.

In exetreme cases the subject may use drugs to iffluence others (their target/prey) to finding them attractive. If sucessful once, the lifestyle of the Creepacorn may become permanent.

Creepacorn: Hey I need to talk to you about something.

Subject: Yeah sure what?

Creepcorn: I just want to tell you something important don't freak out.

Subject: Are you sure it can't wait?

Creepacorn: No I have to tell you, I'm in love with you.

Subject: What the fuck my boyfriend is right next to me passed out. You fucking Creepacorn.

Creepacorn by Nipple queen March 15, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026