creep off

When two creepers' gazes intersect they are obliged to engage in a battle of creepiness, since they are competitive creatures by nature. This includes doing a variety of odd things, such as: staring oddly, making strange face, emitting strange noises, etc. Whoever wins gains the knowledge that they are the better creeper of the two.

My opponent emitted a strange gurgling noise, beating my soulless stare, thus winning the creep off.

by j nepoznat June 14, 2009

creepy office guy

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.

The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008