crazy fireman Share definition Flag when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch crazy fireman by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the crazy fireman mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch