crazy dave

a man who has a pot helmet and a time machine called penny that's smarter than him, fights zombies with plants, and just put a walnut in your hand, why? because he's CRAAAAZY!!!

Crazy dave: hi I'm your neighbour crazy dave, but you can call me crazy dave

by Thedeadmemelord November 30, 2019

crazy dave

A slang word for describing a man mentally unstable who provokes fear into people that meet him.

Have you seen that spooky house up on the top of the hill? I heard that a real crazy dave lives there.

by Bob May 13, 2005

Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave- the person doesn't have to Be called Dave to Be called "Crazy Dave" they called be called Charniqua, Charlotte or even Crumpet! Telling someone they are being a crazy Dave! is used when someone is acting Irrational or Dramatic!

"You're being abit of a crazy dave"

by Charlxxe January 04, 2020

Crazy Dave

A main character From Plants VS Zombies. Gave you the plants himself. Why did he put a wall-nut in your hand? BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY!

Crazy Dave Used a Peashooter to defeat Zombies.

by Plant Handler #69 March 16, 2021

The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 03, 2016

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019