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Crazy Taxi 

A kick-ass game from back in the day. Crazy Taxi for:
1.) Being a kick-ass game
2.) Having great music such as The Offspring
I love the music on Crazy Taxi!
Crazy Taxi by mike-hunt69 May 8, 2011

Crazy Taxi 

Crazy Taxi is a classic Dreamcast game that was converted to fit other platforms like the PS2 and others. The goal of the game is to get people to their destination as quick as possible. The quicker you get them there and the fewer cars you hit on the way the more money you'll get.

There are several moves that you can do with your car to help you like the crazy dash, crazy drift, crazy stop and others which must be mastered for best use. These however are either highly dangerous or impossible for a real car considering both the damage to your transmition and the physics behind them.
12yo kid: Wow, I just got $8,000 on Arcade mode in Crazy Taxi!
Me: Kid, you've got a long ways to go ((I seriously got $43,000 before in real life))
Crazy Taxi by Sid Barrett August 29, 2007

crazy taxiing 

When you get into a taxi cab and the driver is a complete nut. Word comes from the arcade game crazy taxi
Steve: Dude, i took a taxi here, the driver had a big ass top hat and kept talking about his cat like it was his wife.

Bill: that sucks! i hate crazy taxiing!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026