Seneca Crane's beard 

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

Seneca Crane's beard by theavox December 16, 2011

Crake's Law 

Any mention of Ayn Rand or her works on the internet must immediately be followed up by a liberal (who hasn't read any Rand), citing her poor literary qualities and personal flaws as arguments against her philosophy

Then he breaks into crake's law by flying off the handle about ayn rand. "Ayn Rand? Seriously? That's the only book that makes the entrepreneur the hero? He is definitely not well read. It occurs to me that many unexceptional people use Ayn Rand to bolster their delusions of grandeur."

Crake's Law by GeeSussFreeK June 27, 2010

Grandmother's Crane 

The misspelling of the word "cane".

Grandmother's Crane by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Shipping crate 

Shipping crate is an insult towards dodge trucks with cummins engine in it. The insult is that dodge trucks suck and there only good for there Cummins engines. The truck is the shipping crate and the cargo is a Cummins engine.

Person 1 “eh look it’s a stupid shipping crate”
Person 2 “what that dodge truck there bud”
Person 1 “yeah that shipping crate”

Shipping crate by Scorchedw4ffle September 27, 2019

swappa crate 

12 pack of 40oz beers sold in New Zealand. They cost about $40 NZ the first time, but once you've finished drinking the beers the crate and beers are swapped for new beers. The swap costs only $24 NZ, provided you bring back the old crate and beer bottles.

"Oh shit we are on the last beer. Time to go down to the bottle shop and grab a new swappa crate."

swappa crate by devilstail May 27, 2009

shit crate 

Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.

George Bush is a shit crate president.

shit crate by Googly April 12, 2004

Crane Style 

A form of a tea bag where you lower your testicles into the female's mouth as if you were a crane (the machine that helps lowering things in construction porjects).

Joe: Dude I heard you got some last night!
Tim: Yea man the boys got some crane style action...it was awesome

Crane Style by Buxrock November 29, 2006