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crashness

a crashness is someone who gets so mad at possante that he has to lick possante's asshole everyday just to get over the fact that possante is better than him
possante is so much better than crashness
by pakman192 October 26, 2012
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Castle Crashers

Quite possibly the most addicting video game ever created for any console. wreak havoc among the tiny creatures of the land with none other than, YOUR OWN TINY COLORED KNIGHTS! embark on the adventure of a lifetime and battle your way through the fantasy world or giant fighting corn and bats with the uncanny ability to lick you to death. weapons, magic, and poo galore.... dont ask just play!
"hey, you wanna go play some castle crashers?!?!?"
"heck yeah, man i could do that all night long"
by JewC December 22, 2008
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Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

- Wedding Crashers
by JonnyG January 9, 2006
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Crushless

The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.
"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."
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Castle Crashers

Castle Crashers is an amazing 2-D game created by The Behemoth for Newgrounds.com that you can download off of Xbox Live. It consists of 4 knights (red, blue, green, and yellow) who are trying to take down a wizard and it's evil barbarians.
Castle Crashers > All other games.
by Eric DeRienzo March 30, 2009
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Craziness in a Box

A term to describe something hugely exciting. It also describe an expression of surprise such as holy shit! Even if it's a thought that's outside the box, it's crazy enough to go inside of it.
For example:
"Dude I just had an amazing chocolate fudge sunday it was craziness in a box!!!!
by Meltedplasticbag January 13, 2009
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Dance Hall Crashers

An amazingly great ska band from the 90s which was fronted by two great *shock* female singers.

They were formed by Tim Armstrong and Matt Freemanafter Operation Ivy disbanded but left shortley afterwords.

They broke up for a little while but re-united but haven't recorded anything in a few years.
Ska is good. Don't forget it.
by Idiot Paranoia September 10, 2004
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