crapper john
crapper john by x January 31, 2003
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crapper john
It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.
crapper john by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005
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crapper john by aria vahdani April 6, 2003
CRAPPER, JOHN
HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.
Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa
CRAPPER, JOHN by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005
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