crap'n crunch Share definition Flag When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth. Man i could go for some crap'n crunch. crap'n crunch by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the crap'n crunch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch