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cranmore 

A man or woman that has an ok art skill set and is obsessed with call of duty ghosts. Aka a nerd.
Look at that cranmore.
cranmore by Deakthenoob March 2, 2021
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craniorectal inversion 

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.
"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

craniorectal disease 

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya
The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.
craniorectal disease by headinass November 29, 2003

craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.
that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

craniorectal inversion 

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
A small Canadian town in the rocky mountains of Alberta. Plenty of tourists that can't drive for crap and don't know how to use a 4 way stop or roundabouts. Not one single fat person because everyone is an athlete. Lots of pesky cyclists on the road in the Summer months that think they are a car and take up the whole lane. Also lots of cross country skiers on the roads in summer that have super long rollerblade skis that also hog the whole road and are arrogant. Other than that a nice, pretty mountain town. Also referred as "Manmore" meaning lots of dudes.
We went for a stag do in Canmore at the Drake pub for the weekend
canmore by hurley080 January 28, 2017

Carnmore 

Carnmore is a magical place about 5 miles from the city of Galway, where men are men and sheep are scared. Popular destinations in Carnmore include Clochmoyle, School Road, Lydican, Kiltullagh and Bóthar na scoile.

Carnmore is also home to the finest airport, in the world according to a recent poll
Lets go have some fun. Lets go to CARNMORE!

where will we fly from? Carnmore of course!
Carnmore by cearnin123 July 14, 2009
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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