crankin' dat

when a person, usually male, masturbates

Lisa: "Hey, did you guys see where Danny went? I haven't seen him for like fifteen minutes."

John: "Last time I saw him, he was in the locker room, crankin' dat Danny with a playboy"

by Serpent1189 October 30, 2007

Crankin dat soulja boy

Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.

"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."

by AtlMandingo April 1, 2009

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

crankinator

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.

Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.

by cdivalicious May 4, 2010