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crank bank 

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.
setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.
crank bank by sansaman April 24, 2006

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.
After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008

crankwank 

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.
You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.
crankwank by Booty stealer June 17, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022