Crank Bank 

A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.

Buyer “Yo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10”

Dealer “Nah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bank”

Buyer “ain’t that just a trap house?”

Dealer “Bitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out nigga”

Crank Bank by Bish whettt? June 15, 2019

crank bank 

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.

setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.

crank bank by sansaman April 24, 2006

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008

crankwank 

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

crankwank by Booty stealer June 17, 2024