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Hoe Cracker 

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes
1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.
Hoe Cracker by Corrad September 22, 2005

my cracker jack hoe 

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted
Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

betty crocker dat hoe 

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
betty crocker dat hoe by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007

super crackerhead 

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker
that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

crackerhead 

Lame-brain, Doofus, Numbskull.
What a "Crackerhead"!
crackerhead by VooDoo Daddy June 3, 2003

crackerhead 

crackerhead by crackerhead August 2, 2003