crack stain

Someone who donates plasma for money.

Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!

crack stain by crack stain July 3, 2014

crack den of saint john 

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.

You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks

crack den of saint john by Y2KBazo February 11, 2021

crackstance 

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.

When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.

crackstance by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008

crackstanker 

A little shit whose drunk all the time

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker

crackstanker by Crackstanker January 25, 2021