Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Crack paper

Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.

Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.

by Totalfailure November 13, 2014

Paper Crack

Magic the Gathering

I my paper crack

by Nitro March 2, 2003

crackpipe

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

Papa Crackpipe

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.

Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.

by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011